I like it when a girl has a food stain on her shirt because it means that she’s bad with spoons and will probably need me to feed her and I’m good with spoons so it will give me a chance to show off a little.
(via reesewithoutherspooon)
lol 13 year olds shouldnt be on tumblr
neither should 14 year olds
or 15 yr olds….16yr olds„ 17, 18,19, 20 yr olds,
nobody
nobody should be on tumblr
horrible website
(via thekitchenstoofar)
the year is 2066. physical contact has been outlawed. hug dealers tenderly embrace people in the dead of night and shady people hold hands in dark streets
i want to read this novel
I want to write this novel.
I want to edit this novel.
Sounds like we have a plan.I want to produce the movie
I’m directing the porn parody
I’m buying the porn parody
(via thekitchenstoofar)
A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.
I live for this post
(Source: inthelifeofa, via dietchola)
Royal Teeth. Wild.
It’s disturbing how pretty it looks without us…this is what our world will look like one day, when we’re all gone
(Source: destroyed-and-abandoned, via dyalated)
(via hplyrikz)
(Source: idealmente, via dyalated)
(Source: inoubliable-amour, via liquidmeth)
Kitty isn’t allow outside and she gets mad at us so she sits in the potted tree and pretends she is outside
(via l-aughterr)
(Source: jenniferlawrencedaily, via l-aughterr)
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I’ve honestly never laughed at anything this hard in my entire life. I’m crying.
OH DEAR GOD WHAT WHAT SHIT
I need this on my blog again.
This is gold!
oh my god
(via lostwithinmythoughts)
